Nurse (Aside)

Create an aside in iambic pentameter and post it to their blog (Clarify the speaker, the context, and the person that they are speaking their aside to).

Speaker: Nurse
Character that the speaker is talking aside to: Romeo
Context: Nurse is talking aside to Romeo of the two men; Mercutio and Benvolio's jokes

Those foul, dirty mouthed men will not stop their jokes.
Those foulmouthed punks have only but crude pokes,
That drive my mind crazy with unclean thoughts.

He is nothing but a woman, who jokes,
Blabbering and joking about thee.

That dirty rat, who does make fun of me,
That rotten scoundrel, corrupted as thee,
If I had a knife, I would surely have fought.

Diary of Romeo

I have found the perfect lover for me.
She is as beautiful as the Venus.
Her eyes are stars that shine in the dark night.
The Cupid's arrows have cut through my heart.
She is an angel; within lies beauty,
that is more beautiful than Rosaline.
She has stolen my lonely, broken heart,
Which now lies with her optimistic soul.
Mercutio's twisted words cannot stop me,
for my heart has already flown to her.